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Look forward to the day where we can look forward to looking back on our lives without present-tense interruptions
It would be so much easier if you'd give me some reason, however benign, to hate you. Then, the rest would be a cakewalk.
Cakewalk: walk like a cake. Cakey. Don't get cakey with me, goddammit! I'll forgive you when cakes walk. Cell-fone cake photo.
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the present so our minds won't get blown by the reality of the human situation on the bluish ball of earth. Little boxes. Little schedules and time-lines and time frames and pictures in time frames on walls that compartmentalize the present tense present being acutely present, "presented with a gift of helping of presence." Said the fool.
It is all we really have going for us.
Abstractions, Cola music; Ms. Gradenko, Since You're Gone, Police Cars, Colored Nuns, Watch the Weather Change. Repeat.
Bluegrass Band title: Them Apples, Five gallon bucket
Rock: Phantom Limb, Phantom Ink
And while I'm at it: I don't give flying goddamn about what's inside Hitler's fucking bunker.
