Appalachian American Ennui: January 2021

A errant calf nudges a Slavic girl into shallow pond. Muddy Waters. Meanwhile, the Violent Femmes. Blister in the Sun. Drunk Russian falls down rickety stairs. Pulls another along for the descent on down. "A drowning man grabs those nearest." Who's Afraid? Vodka bottles. Powdered Mashed Potatoes. Meanwhile, indeed. laughter erupts. Vodka. Pixies Rock Music. Black Francis is Charles Thompson, Strange geometrically-positioned spheres aloft. Cat slaps the shit out of pit bulldog. Pit bulldog slips her lead and the chase is on. Where do these Vines originate? And to what end? Does the new president really exist? Crazed lunatic throws meat at a surveillance drone. Got hit square in the rectangle. All captured. Meanwhile, Trent Reznor covers David Bowie's Fashion. Lou Reed's masterpiece is New York. Camel's long gray tongue intercepts little girl's ice cream cone. Old hands require Iggy Pop's lotion. Who would have known that the tube would be eclipsed by the transistor, which would then be overshadowed by the royal Tube. Flyfishermen drown in the canyon. Faces contort, shapeshift. Chase yourself. An old woman clutches her pearls. Drummers and drum kits. Thom Yorke's falsetto. Tom Yorke contorts. Can you tell I'm grinning right now? Swallow hard young captain. Get your skates on and gather up your balls, boys. We're going in.