What I Saw and Who I Helped

Saw a bigfoot, saw to big bigfeet, saw a ufo, so after I saw it, it became an ifo. Saw ghosties in my closet clothes, saw a squirrel's fingers. Saw looters, too. Saw them hide their faces from the translucent interceptors shaped like rectangles that capture crime from time to time. Smelled jelly in the desert. Cacti too. Just ask for help. May I help you, young man? I can help you, too. I can help you disengage from you rectangle in order to help you exercise your olfactory, which is rectangle-proof. At least for now. Who are you to say that that I can't use "in lieu of" in lieu of "instead of?" Just who the fuck are you?